Archive for the ‘Sick Humor’ Category

10.10
11

It’s your personality that you are sick?

by Tomo ·

An impulse could be expected by the people to reduce the risk of an accident, but in reality stomach ulcers than the risk to their health. Researchers at the Finnish Institute of Occupational Health studied more than 4,000 people, and those who have an impulsive personality than the 2.4-fold risk for developing ulcers of extinguishing agent that had been detected. These are triggered by high acidity in the digestive tract – and its people are impulsive production of acid is higher than normal prices tend to react to stress is thought. Have helped, according to a study by the University of Wales, that number, impulsivity by diet is associated with poor control. (more…)

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06.3
11

Humor Heals Like Good Medicine

by Tomo ·

I was in a session one evening with other parents like me. We were all alumni of ICEC, an organization that our various therapies to children with special needs. The meetings were always moderated by a psychologist who helped us work through our grief, healing, and milestones. Fortunately, because we had all the mental help that we had. You know that saying “It takes a village?” It does. It takes a village, psychologists and pharmacists to get through such overwhelming times like these. Yet it was very liberating group and it was the first time I realized I could just be myself without hang-ups, there is nothing to prove and nothing to selfish. It was a great time on self-awareness, all while dealing with the most traumatic moments of my life. One would think that dealing with all injuries, pain and disappointment of a child with special needs that I would just helpless, unhappy, guilty and disappointed, but it was the opposite. I felt relieved that Derek is who he is, without the need to explain something. (more…)

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04.12
11

The Worm-Train Theory: A satire (humor) of Evolution

by Tomo ·

The evolution begins on Long Island?

There is overwhelming evidence that if you incubate three dozen worms in a solution of amino acids and carbon compounds for approximately half million years, eventually they will evolve in the Long Island Railroad. The only problem with this theory is that if this was true of some species is a natural tendency to have the Long Island Railroad ride. But fish have never seen commuting between Long Island and Manhattan.

A group of enterprising archaeologists, however, found the missing link for this apparent puzzle. Digging through the ruins of an old Long Island Railroad yard, they came across a fossil of a fish thought extinct for billions of years. Actually, after taking a load of fossil carbon and the brown paper bag that was found in their data confirmed that they reflected the “big bang”, give or take six months. This proves that the prehistoric fish to commute via the Long Island Railroad. (more…)

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02.1
11

A Relationship Begging For A Way Out (Humor)

by Tomo ·

At what point is it time to bail out of a relationship? We often hear of relationships which start out bad but straighten out in the end. We even hear of relationships which start out good but then turn sour. But when a relationship starts off with all the romantic overtones of a documentary on the Asian flu, develops with the smoothness of an intoxicated chimpanzee doing a waltz on roller skates, then blossoms with the colorful brilliance of a malnourished vegetable, you know something’s wrong. Such was my nine-month relationship with Sally. (Sally was not her real name. But that didn’t come as a terrible shock, since her age and hair color weren’t real either.) (more…)

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10.15
10

Brighten Someone’s Day with some Humor

by Tomo ·

It can be nerve-wracking and worrisome when a friend or family member is sick, injured, or undergoing surgery or a medical procedure. For adults, elective surgeries are accompanied by many of the same risks as emergency surgeries. When the patient is a child, he or she can easily be frightened by unfamiliar surroundings and the team of medical professionals. Often, an ill or recuperating adult will appreciate the ways in which a funny get well card can lift his or her spirits, while a child can be comforted by a thoughtful gift or card. (more…)

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09.22
10

Helm Odor Can Danger Marks

by Tomo ·

Normally, the bikers rarely know if the helmets they use is not feasible to use, and if continued use could threaten the safety course. Well, now there is a helmet which will produce a smell that warns bikers helmet if it is not feasible to use, and should be replaced new. The researchers succeeded in making a micro capsule that can be issued a sharp unpleasant smell when cracked or broken. Mini capsule is inserted into the helmet and the foam can crack or break, when there are serious consequences resulting from accidents that could damage the interior if the helmet. So when the capsule is broken, then the helmet will immediately smelly. Foam in the helmet was designed to compress the capsule and will be cracked in the accident, to then absorb the impact of a collision before it reaches the bikers skull. Once the compression has been broken after the crash, he lost the ability to absorb the impact of the accident, so the manufacturer recommends replacing their helmets after the bikers have a serious accident, even if the helmet does not look damaged.

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06.28
10

Save your property

by Tomo ·

To save our property is easy. But to protect it from theft is not as easy as you might imagine.

Many ways that we can do to safeguard our property. In addition to conventional that we have done long ago, there was an easier way and safe, even ‘beneficial’ for us. Yes, insurance. With us insure our property, not only do we get security, but also many other benefits offered by insurance companies. Of course we must also remain cautious in determining which companies and which of course we want to follow. Okay, congratulations make your choice, save your property.

About Save Your Properties is “The Foreclosure Solution.”

Save Your Properties Inc (SYP) consists of two bi-fold programs serving both the lender and the client; a for-profit consulting firm offering advisory, strategic planning, foreclosure assistance and real estate coordination services to both home owners in need of foreclosure assistance and real estate investors. (more…)

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12.31
09

Ebay Nude

by Tomo ·

Whether intentional or not, the image that contains shadow image in this product is to be an interesting idea for the product marketing strategy. Maybe this photo was already removed earlier and replaced with a clearer picture and ‘clean’, before finally appears bright idea to expose the ‘error’ image-making itself. Be, a campaign slogan or phrase that comes from ‘mistakes’ that’s lucky. (more…)

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12.23
09

Clever Marketing

by Tomo ·

Good marketing tricks …. curious potential customers!

Ha ha ha ha … I almost could not say a word when I see this picture. Funny, very funny. A very brilliant idea. Without much comment, I myself would have tried the drink product. Whatever I learned later, not a problem, what is important is my curiosity will soon be answered. And maybe, I’ll try and try again, because we do not know (the taste) we will get it next time. How about you, wondering too huh?

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11.19
09

Humanitarian Bombing

by Tomo ·

Nice Toilet

Toilet’s normal. But what’s interesting is a funny picture on it. Satirical wearer, such as aircraft launched a bomb attack barrage.  Humanitarian Bombing! Ha ha ha ha …. so I want to put it on my toilet.

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